A short witty poem by Richard Thurman...
In “English” it is a three letter word opposite to “he”
In “Portuguese” said twice it describes relief; stood at a tree
The reason I make mention, is that it is difficult in the extreme
In modern gent’s trousers to stand at a wall and “stream”
Is it because, in the main they are not made for us?
For to manipulate a short zip... causes much fuss
Perhaps some discerning employee said “up the profit
Make men’s trousers with only half of a normal sized zip”
Does anybody “out there” agree, with all I have just said
Or “hold on to it” ; ‘til at night-time, when ready for bed?!
